iceepr1ncess:

i wonder if the instagram creators are sad to see their invention used like this

aquus:

assiest:

I hopped off the plane at LAX

and it was in that moment I realized I boarded the wrong flight and would miss the birth of my first child

so I put my hands up

poppin some champ tonight for all the sex+ babes who found their gspot or clitoris this week

wat

luciferstwin:

me every time someone cute talks to me

well ok then

milesjai:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

what is going on here

oh

metallikato:

Fun fact: whenever marble displays yellow/brown-colored stains like those above, it’s the result of the marble absorbing oils. 

From human hands.

Meaning that over the centuries, people have been grabbing this statue’s boobs. 

theamericankid:

Fonts matter

it all makes sense now