i wonder if the instagram creators are sad to see their invention used like this
I hopped off the plane at LAX
and it was in that moment I realized I boarded the wrong flight and would miss the birth of my first child
so I put my hands up
me every time someone cute talks to me
What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
Fun fact: whenever marble displays yellow/brown-colored stains like those above, it’s the result of the marble absorbing oils.
From human hands.
Meaning that over the centuries, people have been grabbing this statue’s boobs.