Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.
(via naseuos)
tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

swiggitysweedom:

A collection of badly misspelled names from Starbucks 

….i guess we know what was on their mind that day

well ok then

well ok then

uncutting:

0bringmethesykes:

I don’t know what to do with this information once I have it.

I learned this only a couple of years ago. Was glad to finally know that there’s a vulva equivalent of “phallic”!

vital information for your everyday life

uncutting:

0bringmethesykes:

I don’t know what to do with this information once I have it.

I learned this only a couple of years ago. Was glad to finally know that there’s a vulva equivalent of “phallic”!

vital information for your everyday life

spam fighter…or mind reader?

spam fighter…or mind reader?

videohall:

3 year old girl explains the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.

i am in love with this

IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW

IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW

westbor0baptistchurch:

Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?

image

You’re a douche bag.

douche bag is the best insult because it actually is terrible for your vag

roughrimjob:

Pecans look like little vaginasimage

having trouble orgasming?  you’re not alone!  let’s take a trip to the woods and discuss some tips for my vagina pals (and their partners).

(Sex+: Laci’s Guide to ORGASM)

Sarah Silverman preachin’ some body love (x)

lol ok, it is rly not a good idea to put vinegar or weird spices in your vagina! 
vaginal “tightness” depends on how muscular your vagina is (the vagina is a pathway of muscles) as well as bone structure, which is genetic and can’t be changed.  to make your vagina more muscular you can do kegels.  kegels also make your orgasms stronger.  ;)

lol ok, it is rly not a good idea to put vinegar or weird spices in your vagina! 

vaginal “tightness” depends on how muscular your vagina is (the vagina is a pathway of muscles) as well as bone structure, which is genetic and can’t be changed.  to make your vagina more muscular you can do kegels.  kegels also make your orgasms stronger.  ;)

Cosmo sex tip #292

Put super glue in to your vagina and as he enters you say “Now we are one”

videographerextraordinaire:

Laci always sees right through my ruses

i just think ppl should know about the vagina teeth ok

videographerextraordinaire:

Laci always sees right through my ruses

i just think ppl should know about the vagina teeth ok