moshmallow-priincess:

junior-jewels:

i dont think they thought this through

Lmfao

moshmallow-priincess:

junior-jewels:

i dont think they thought this through

Lmfao

cyberpoleez:

my mom came back from beijing and she got me a shirt…

image

thanks mom…

everythingelsegoesherethen:


BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT

everythingelsegoesherethen:

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT

yosukeseta:

why is it called a blowjob if you dont blow on anything this problem has been plaguing me for centuries

it’s gonna blow

milesjai:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

a dental dam descending from the heavens

a dental dam descending from the heavens

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um

these kinds of charts stress me out!

i feel like i see a lot of emphasis on *fancy tongue work* with oral sex but, at least for me, tongue patterns don’t go far.  it’s more about the consistent repetition and finding the proper pressure/tempo/etc 

these kinds of charts stress me out!

i feel like i see a lot of emphasis on *fancy tongue work* with oral sex but, at least for me, tongue patterns don’t go far.  it’s more about the consistent repetition and finding the proper pressure/tempo/etc 

um

um

can you guess the vagina’s mortal enemy?

come hop in the bath with me and chat about

-how evil soap is
-how your vagina isn’t as dirty as you think it is
-discharge and funny smells
-throwing things 

<3