yosukeseta:

why is it called a blowjob if you dont blow on anything this problem has been plaguing me for centuries

it’s gonna blow

milesjai:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

a dental dam descending from the heavens

um

these kinds of charts stress me out!

i feel like i see a lot of emphasis on *fancy tongue work* with oral sex but, at least for me, tongue patterns don’t go far.  it’s more about the consistent repetition and finding the proper pressure/tempo/etc 

um

can you guess the vagina’s mortal enemy?

come hop in the bath with me and chat about

-how evil soap is
-how your vagina isn’t as dirty as you think it is
-discharge and funny smells
-throwing things 

<3