it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts
what the fuck is a lesbian haircut??
i’ve unleashed all the secrets to magical unicorn lesbian sex
(new sex+: HOW DO LESBIANS HAVE THE SEX???)
if milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard… will smoothies bring me lesbians?
and now we wait….
“wow hes really attractive”
“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”