can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

hannibalbalchild:

librariandominatrix:

when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts 

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what the fuck is a lesbian haircut?? image

i’ve unleashed all the secrets to magical unicorn lesbian sex

(new sex+: HOW DO LESBIANS HAVE THE SEX???)

parents: no boys at your sleepover
lesbian: :)

perf

wid3yed:

wid3yed:

if milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard… will smoothies bring me lesbians?

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and now we wait….

solluxyaoi:

“wow hes really attractive”

“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”

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grandma ain’t havin none of your shit

grandma ain’t havin none of your shit

When lesbians have long nails in porn

Gay rights activists pie Christian leader and notorious homophobe Anita Bryant in the face, 1977.

Anita Bryant helped bar gay & lesbian couples from adopting children in Florida (because gay parents will make their kids gay and spread teh evil gay virus ohnoez).