apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

fasterfood:

will u go out with me

thats ok take your time

my flirting technique.

zackmerricksjewfro:

I have my priorities

infatuation is funny.  one sec you have feelings so intense you think ya might die and suddenly you lose interest & wonder wtf just happened

“why dont you just talk to the person you like?”

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is having sex with a friend a good idea?  will you end up hurt and heartbroken or could friends with benefits work out for you?  watch this week’s Sex+ before you get sexy with a friend!

(Sex+: SEX WITH A FRIEND?)

screeches:

literally me at prom

there’s rly no such thing as *too cheesy*