When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
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Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex
Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century
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it’s that time of the month
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OH MY GOD
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
my friend is working on an amazing project, hope some of my babes can get involved! (x)
Lesbians ruined flannels for me.
Homophobes ruined society for me.