A gathering of pregnant men.
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Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
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Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.
socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
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so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
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Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
douche bag is the best insult because it actually is terrible for your vag
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MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY
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my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
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