A gathering of pregnant men.
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.
socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
douche bag is the best insult because it actually is terrible for your vag
MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY
(Source: neverhesitate, via pillowstark)
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”