Sex+

Jul 28

(via antonialo)

(Source: sarahseeandersen, via bodysexgender)

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

(via milkshakespear3)

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clarification: professional experience isn’t a requirement babelies

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clarification: professional experience isn’t a requirement babelies

Jul 26

chiltonomics:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

a fucking starship for ants

chiltonomics:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

a fucking starship for ants

(via littlegreydove)

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michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial, via hoorayforbutts)

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perchu:

sorry jesse

perchu:

sorry jesse

(via pizza)

fully prepared to fight for sex ed till i keel over dead

fully prepared to fight for sex ed till i keel over dead

(Source: lacigreen)

Jul 25

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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(via humoristics)

(Source: kanyewhisperer, via tyleroakley)

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 


sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

(via kilgore-doubt)

(Source: urbancatfitters, via sinkingradiocity)