May 2013
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May 18th
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May 18th
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COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
May 17th
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May 17th
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gasptambourines: gay-men: Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice. socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
May 17th
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May 16th
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bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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westbor0baptistchurch: Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve? You’re a douche bag. douche bag is the best insult because it actually is terrible for your vag
May 15th
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May 15th
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kanyewesticle: MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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fasterfood: will u go out with me thats ok take your time
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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So this is basically my uterus right now: As I mentioned before, I was in the hospital last weekend because I have been having such terrible menstrual cramps that at one point I was in fetal position inching across the floor.  There’s also this really intense throbbing in my right ovary and I’m like ????da fuq????? I’M LOOKIN ATCHU, REPRODUCTIVE PART THINGIES. At...
May 3rd
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April 2013
41 posts
in the ER with excruciating pelvic pain. really worried. please send good vibes. :((
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt 
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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